Bastard Captain Gerd

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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so-humorous:

i wasn’t expecting that tbh

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

glxciers:

Swiss Mist-Interlaken | ( By: Pat Kofahl ) via 500px

glxciers:

Swiss Mist-Interlaken | ( By: Pat Kofahl ) via 500px

dearnonacepeople:

#TweetLikeAStraightPerson is a gem

skullfuckingdemon:

kayeluhhh:

golddiggerr:

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

😒😒😒😒😒

"Breaking terms that were modified without his knowledge"I will never be this kind of baby mama. Why can’t you be happy that the father of your child WANTS to be a big part of his sons life. Like how is this possible. That judge mustve been on something.

This can’t be real

skullfuckingdemon:

kayeluhhh:

golddiggerr:

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

😒😒😒😒😒

"Breaking terms that were modified without his knowledge"

I will never be this kind of baby mama.

Why can’t you be happy that the father of your child WANTS to be a big part of his sons life. Like how is this possible. That judge mustve been on something.

This can’t be real

In the year 2069
Me: slayer
Grandson: goddamnit gramps what the fuck does that even mean